The Dealbreaker Test

It's like a road test.

In that, you don't get
Reward points, but rather
Penalty points.

I like to think everyone starts with a hundred.

And points get deducted
For dealbreakers.

Minor ones, like
Cursing too much in front of adults
Are like five points.

Bigger ones, like
Smoking cigarettes or dating people
I knew,
Are like 15 points.

The huge ones, like
Drug use/addiction and living way to far away
Are like 30 points
And the dude fails.

It's a silly system,
Thank God it doesn't exist.
I hope no one uses it.

I don't.

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