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Guys, be adventurous!
STOP KICKING EACH
OTHER IN THE FACE.

There's a ball for that.

45 minutes and nothing's happened
Yet?  What the hell is this, baseball?

I mean, I know you guys
Can't break each other's defenses
But still, you can take a risk
And just go for it.

...that really sounds
Like advice I should be giving
Myself.