For the Love of LCD Soundsystem

Written in the style of Drunk Girls by LCD Soundsystem

(Sober)
College kids do the randomest of things
(Sober)
We climb trees and molest all the statues
(Sober)
We jump, we jump on all of the bridges
(Sober)
We laugh, we laugh at the drunkards
(Sober)
We want to see traditions in action.

Oh, oh, oh,
We believe in wandering around aimlessly
Oh, oh, oh,
We believe in staying out late

(Drunk girls)
Knock around all over the place
(Drunk boys)
Do the forcible touchings
(Drunk girls)
Drunk girls need to learn to call the police
(Drunk boys)
Make drinks for all of the freshman
(Drunk boys)
Drunk boys have the run of the frats
(Drunk girls)
Get dressed up all high-and-mighty
(Drunk girls)
Are really easy to please

No, oh, oh,
I won't let you get all over me
So, oh, oh,
Someone isn't getting any tonight.

(Drunk kids)
Like dancing around like animals
(Drunk kids)
Send each other dumb mistaken texts
(Drunk kids)
Are totally at ease with each other
(Drunk girls)
Drunk girls, go out looking for love
(Drunk boys)
Drunk boys, just go out looking for action

Oh, oh, oh,
They don't believe in talking the next day
Oh, oh, oh,
The silence can cripple the deaf.