Amused

I love how after about three weeks
Of dieting combined with cardio workouts
Gave me fewer results that resorting back
To the fantabulous workouts recommended
By Josh Hillis.

After a day,
I already see improvement.
Even though all the food today sort of killed it.

I like semi-buffet-style eating.
Lots of food laid out
And you can pick whatever you want.
The deli food is also delicious.

I sort of can't wait to go swimsuit shopping.
It's kind of exciting being semi-not-afraid to show off
What you have to the world.

Just like in my answer to the
"Why don't you jump in the pool
While you're mysteriously naked" dream question:
People need something gloriously imperfect
To marvel at.