2/14/2010

Happy Valentine's Day (N.a.P.)

So I was cruising MySpace secrets and a lot of people were complaining about how they're single on Valentine's day and how much is sucks and blah blah blah. I say, screw it. I am sick and that's about what sucks. But it's really just another day, people. Like, it sucks to be alone on legitimate holidays, like Christmas. And most people are jealous and angry on Valentine's day because they don't have someone and all the couples are being cutesy. Doesn't that describe most days though?

And being single isn't all bad. You can do stuff without worrying what your boyfriend or whoever will think. And plus, it isn't taboo to receive Valentines from multiple people. And there are awesome heart-shaped tarts and cakes. And a really good excuse to watch tv and eat ice cream. Except when you're sick, eating ice cream isn't the best idea. Plus, Tool Academy 3 is premiering tonight. I know most of the non-reality-tv-watching community doesn't care, but it is a tv show trainwreck masterpiece (haha oxymoron). And there are lesbians and girls this time around, starring as toolettes. How can that NOT be awesome?

You know what else rocks about single on Valentine's Day? You have the whole day to yourself to do whatever you want. No busy schedules of dates and you can talk and flirt all you want. Speaking of flirting, I really wish I could flirt with a few kids right now, but stuffy throats and runny noses aren't sexy in the least.

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