Setting: Dream #1
Subconscious Me (S.M.): Hey boy, you're cute.
Subcoscious Boy: So are you...
*They get snuggling*
Real Me (R.M.): OMG!!! WTF!!! ABORT MISSION! *goes back to sleep*
Setting: Dream #2: In an apartment building with ex...in a bed.
Dream Ex: Hey so I wanted to tell you that...*puts arm around her*
S.M.: Yeah...?
Dream Ex: I never actually wanted to break up with you...I mean, I know I'm single and you're taken, but like...if you're ever not...
*They lean in for a kiss...*
R.M.: ACK! OMG STOP THAT! JUST BECAUSE ONE GUY IS PRETTY M.I.A. DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY FOR DREAM-CHEATING TO OCCUR.
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Why I'm So Lame: Dream cheating and real cheating are both as bad. The first is slightly worse. Because it can lead to the second. Why do I keep jolting awake? Because I don't want either to happen. Because I am hopelessly in love.
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