Something About a 95 Average Screams "Good Girl"

[In response to people's reactions when I tell them about my personal life. Most of this is exaggerated and meant to be funny. Enjoy!]

I've drank more alcohol
In one night that
Would've made you pass out.

I've hooked up with
Many more guys
Than you can probably dream up.
And it's all because I'm better than you.

I've got the grades
The extracurriculars
To get into most colleges I want.
If my academics label me a good girl,
Well I can prove that labels are only labels.

I walk down my street
And see you tripping balls on a corner.
I think I'm smarter than that.

I mean, I've never tried any of that shit,
But I'm happy of that fact.
Because I get high off life,
And that's not a euphemism for anything.

I've got the grades
The extracurriculars
To get into most colleges I want.
If my academics label me a good girl,
Well I can prove that labels are only labels.