Moronic 17YearOld: Hey, so I think you're cute. We should start talking about semi-deep stuff.
Dude: Yeah, like some details about my personal life that I'm not sure if you're the only one who knows, but I'll share anyway. Wanna hook up?
Moronic 17YearOld: Sure, wanna meet up after school and whatnot?
Dude: Yeah, that'd be nice. Man, cuddling with you is so fun. Wanna sext?
Moronic 17YearOld: Um, I don't know if I can. I mean, I'm still shaken up from my breakup.
Dude: Aw, that's cool. Whatever.
Moronic 17YearOld: Actually, I'm fine now.
Dude: Oh, wow. I have a girlfriend now.
Moronic 17YearOld: What the fuck?
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Why I'm So Lame: There's a moral to this story. Girls, don't sound like you're wounded. Makes a guy think you're undatable. Also, ask people out before they have the chance to become total douchebags. Whatever, that guy was a learning experience. Nothing more. And there will be PLENTY more where that came from.
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