Am I Just Odd?

So I told my parents
That I want a guitar.
An electric guitar.
And they suggested I
Get an acoustic-electric
Or an acoustic all together.

I don't want an acoustic though.
Sure, they sound gorgeous
When you play them.
My dad reasoned that you
Could take it places with you
When there's no plug.

But there's something about
Carrying an acoustic guitar
With you to places
Basically implies that
A) You're pretty good.
B) You can sing
C) You can sing and play guitar.

I can sing and play bass.
Just not in front of people.

And I was never much of a performer.
And I don't really like acoustics to
Begin with, even though you're
Supposed to start off on one.

...Wow that was pointless.